Sunday, December 6, 2009

J-Zone On: The Holidays


"The 'triflin trifecta' of Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years never fails to provide you with proof of who really shouldn’t have your phone number. First off, anybody that takes one specific day to acknowledge or do something is a little queer in my book. There’s 365 days in a year, and if you’re only thankful, giving or adhering to a 'resolution' on one of the days, you need help. It’s kind of like being a spread eagle homewrecking ho all week, then going to church on Sunday. I don’t celebrate any of the above because I’m evil most of the time, but when I want to give thanks, give a gift or set a goal, I’m not looking at the calendar. That said, I hate holidays."

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